FAQz about Jaz

Is Jaz a man?

Definitely.Anatomically,endowed with great things such as an intelligent mind and a big heart.

Was Jaz a typical high school nerd?

Our records have shown that Jaz was indeed the proverbial idiot in school.His first foray with friends were with aliens.Even then,the aliens considered him too intelligent for their liking.

Did Jaz ever had any relationships?

We have been unable to retrieve any records,as it was burned down during the Crusades.However,legend has it that he has a harem of relationships to account for.The longest relationship he had,has been with himself apparently.

How was Jaz’s academic results in school?

In primary school,he was considered an Untouchable.Never being displaced off the top three positions in class.In secondary,he managed to make the lower ranking stratas his ultimate domain.He was part of an infamous six underachievers.In tertiary education,he was worshiped for having the best competency in the English language.His engineering faculties sucked though.

Was Jaz’s social life interesting?

From our observation,Jaz was that proverbial “smooth operator” sort of guy.Our operatives’ feedbacks about him indicated that he has befriended and establish relationships with a whole array of social classes,namely,maids,underage students,married women,single women,lonely women,partially impaired women,gays,mentally dysfunctional,kids,teachers and to some extend Malays.His life was definitely intriguing.

When was his first kiss?

Our assassinated operative had managed to get a detailed report of Jaz’s first kiss being behind a technical block,during high school.Reports also indicated,that instead of the girl blushing,it was Jaz’s that turned red.

What makes Jaz a hyper ventilated man?

Watching a man hyper ventilate.

Has Jaz ever hurt a girl in his entire life?

Research has shown that Jaz version 2000+ was a totally dysfunctional entity.He had established a score of relationships that had him hurt a zillion girls along the way.Among his black lists included,Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel.

Is Jaz a nice guy to be around with?

Our studies have indicated that Jaz almost declared himself a romantic bankrupt during his tenure as Tony Stark wannabe.he had lavishly indulged the lifestyles of many women,that he almost had no money to top his EZlink card at one moment of time.This alone shows that he is too nice to boobs that move.

Has Jaz changed to be a better man?

Recent reports have shown him trying to feed the mouths of stray cats,picking up tissue papers,not throwing litters around and donating money when he goes to the mosque.This alone substantiated the fact that he has changed to be a goodwill ambassador of the United Nations.

Please look out for this page in the future for more detailed insights on this proverbial idiot.